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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by lewisc29, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    I'm the editor of a careers magazine. But I also run a website where I trick models into having sex with me on a fake casting couch, with the promise I can get them into show business. You may have seen it.
     
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  2. Diddy

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    Even though I'm confident it's a wind up, I'm willing to take a punt on the possibility that it isn't. Please therefore provide proof of your job with examples of your work.

    Everyone else, I couldn't give a flying toss!
     
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  3. HullTigerSteve

    HullTigerSteve Active Member

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    Nosey **** ( you , not me :D)
     
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  4. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Balls - I missed out on the Vatican gig, but have applied to be a dried yak dung salesman in the Himalayas to sell the stuff to mountaineers as fuel. I'm a bit worried that I won't be able to pick up TigerPlayer in the region, so I'll miss City's broadcasts with Burnsie & Swanny. Oh well, a job comes first...
     
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  5. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Can I interest you in a kilo of yak dung - it does wonders for your affliction ?
     
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  6. MrsJohno

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    Ah **** you've got us women well and truly sussed ;)
     
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  7. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I work in texas for 3 months of the year, and then work in the guildhall for 6 months.

    and for the remaining 3 months I work for Durex as a condom tester
     
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  8. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    Any chance you could knock some heads together?
     
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  9. onlyme

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    tap dancer and pro bell ringer
     
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  10. Quill

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    Sorry. :(

    That'll be my fault, i'm going into Sports Journalism at Uni....
     
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    Student with no idea on whereabouts I want to go or do after school.

    Probably end up at Hull College next year though as well...
     
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  12. Hessle Tiger

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    I am Keyser Soze
     
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  13. Happy Tiger

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    I believe natural yogurt will sort that for you matey.
     
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  14. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    I like yoghurt.
     
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  15. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    In Ull the H is always silent, ence wy I left it out.
     
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  16. Hythe tiger

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    I am a book man now. The annoying people that come to your place of work with books etc, if your kind enough to let us in . Before that I worked in a builders merchant and as a part time firefighter but was diagnosed with ancyinlosing spondylitis so needed a career change
     
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  17. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    As it is here, I live north of Watford too you know. I'm a monkey too.
     
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  18. BillyBobBallbag

    BillyBobBallbag Well-Known Member

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    Currently a porter at hull royal soon to be an auxiliary nurse
     
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  19. khakitiger

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    I used to run a paper shop but it soon folded
     
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  20. Hull City AFC (HCHKR)

    Hull City AFC (HCHKR) Well-Known Member

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    Student on Football Coaching so don't be surprised if you hear this on SSN

    "Breaking news has just reached us. HCHKR has been named the new manager of Barcelona on a Ten Year Contract" <ok>
     
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