I've posted a version of this on our board and it has been well received. The principle is simple... if you were to pick a SAFC player (or manager) past or present and give him a funny darts name what would it be? As an example you could have Steve 'Mrs Doubtfire' Bruce.... or Michael 'The Gambler' Chopra.
Yeah alright. Phil 'SHOOOT!' Bardsley Titus 'The Pervert' Bramble David 'Frankenstine' Vaughan Craig 'Psycho Eyes' Gardner