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Message From Western Australia

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  1. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Blue Oyster Club
    Fremantle
    Western Australia
    28th February 2013

    Right you Pommy Jack Bastards,

    I’ve been in this dump for the last four days and have been told that I cannot come home until Laud Gendros Jack returns.That ain’t funny you pikey peg sellers.

    There’s more sheep than Sheilas here – the only problem is that there is only one per 50,000 acres. Sone of the locals seem to have taken to me, especially the Police who come to this Club, but every one else seems a bit brash, especially when I tell them that Brains Daaaaaaaaaark is better that their XXXX ****.

    Hoping to see some local football this weekend so it will have to be Fremantle United v Perth Glory. Not the same as watching my beloved Caaardiff Dragons.

    Going to get my tongue sorted next Monday. I am hoping to have one like the guy in this video– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGgZszAJids It won't take me long to catch a bus from Fremantle to New Zealand will it?

    Hope to be back to annoy you soon

    Johnny
     
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  2. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    dont **** with these guys and gals JH

    [video=youtube;yivsN18ijjM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=yivsN18ijjM&feature=endscreen[/video]
     
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  3. Lauds Gendros Jack

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    PGF .It might take you about 6mts you might get back in time for the new seasion. if you are lucky, HA HA , sorry pgf Im not comeing back im staying home to watch my team in Europe Ha Ha c u PGF.
     
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  4. Lauds Gendros Jack

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    Sorry PGF there are no buses to N.Z only planes .looks as if you stuck with me and Musty
     
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  5. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    Another master piece!!!
     
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  6. mustyfrog

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    XXXX is **** :huh:, qld beer PGF they drink swan lager or some crap over in the west, long bus trip from freo to nz rofl
     
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  7. Lauds Gendros Jack

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    Hi Musty ,Dont drink your xxxx **** its like v/piss I only drink bitter a lot stroner than xxxx Hi guys the reason they call it xxxx is they cant spell beer.l o l Johnny if you realy are in freo we could catch up for a beer if you are free.
     
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    PGF Hi ,Perth Glory are playing a sydney team who Iv been told have some top players playing for them that should be a good game for Perth to win.
     
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  9. mustyfrog

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    del piero, emerton, neill, griffiths, good luck perth
     
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  10. Brisbanejack

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    Doesn't matter what you drink here for beer. It's perfectly drinkable but all looks the same and tastes the same. Is Felinfoel still around?
     
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  12. mustyfrog

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    beer is a beer, some taste better than others, XXXX Gold is nice but the Kiwi steinlager is nice, urge bar in auckland would be good for JH
     
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  13. Lauds Gendros Jack

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    Hi Brisbane, Not sure not been home for 4yrs + not drunk in Sospane for yrs, allways liked Bucklys better
     
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  14. mustyfrog

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    a good bintang is good in bali
     
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  15. Lauds Gendros Jack

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    Ye going there in may Musty, for a few bingtans buy the pool for the mrs 70th B/Day. when are you going to up grade the table Musty my son its still on round 23
     
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  16. mustyfrog

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    yeh this weekend Lauds, stay at Kuta Seaview when in Bali
     
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  17. PGFWhite

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    Lauds - you are still in Gendros. I haven't given you permission to go home yet!
     
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  18. mustyfrog

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    pmsl PGF
     
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    Hope you had a nice flight home musty and got invited in for coffee when you dropped the Thai Girls off :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  20. mustyfrog

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    those shims were a blast on the plane, always going to the loo for some reason, lucky they were sat at back of plane though and playing their cards
     
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