My auntie Maggie is a slag. When I stayed with her for a week aged 14, most of the time she was wearing a see-through negligee and nothing else. Probably could have ****ed her. Families are crazy.
You mean uncle Douglas but they were seperated. Uncle Dennis was married to auntie Mary, he's dead now, as is Douglas. Uncle Dennis once tried to snog mother, I won't be telling Mary about that. When mother stayed with Douglas and Maggie, she took him up a cup of tea. "Come in" he said, he was laying stark bollock naked on the bed. Into naturism. Crazy.
'El Clásico' is overrated ****. If Real Madrid start losing they begin kicking the Barcelona players all over the park, and when Barcelona start losing they act as though they're being kicked all over the park.
Yes I know, but La Liga board is not just for talking about that competition but the teams and players that are in it. Get this **** closed.
