http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21546030 As long as she didn't start singing Ah Wid. Have you heard her latest tune? Oh my word what a stinker, truly awful. Her voice sounds like she is recovering from laryngitis. Maybe she needs something warm and salty to gargle with (semen)
Most of the Wid Ye? posts have an edge such as the bird is actually a bloke, she is a serial killer, she's rough as **** but might be worth a punt etc. The only reason I stuck Dido up (oooer) was because as fit as she might be I don't know if I could cope if she started to sing because she sounds like fingernails being dragged down a blackboard to me. My apologies if this isn't as cutting edge as the current thong thread but it is a slow news day.
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all, The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all, But even if I could it'd all be grey, got your picture on my wall, It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad. Hey Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in Autumn you must not've got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em. Anyways, f*ck it whats been up man how's your daughter? Excellent from Dido and Marshal.
And from her latest ditty No love without freedom No love without freedom No love without freedom No freedom without love See what she did there? She changed the words around on the last line so that it means something different but still the same. I expect this to win a ton of awards for her challenging lyrical content. Put the kettle on love.
it means would u spread her legs, get in there head first like a ***** eatin caviar, let her squirt in your mouth then gunge her out with ur throbber
Further clarification on the state of the Tay-Tays is required before a final decision can be arrived at.
