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Would Sir Nigel be good as....

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Saintharry13, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. Saintharry13

    Saintharry13 Well-Known Member

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    (Not been on for a bit and apologies if someone's already posted something similar)

    Despite time moving on, in my mind I can't see Nigel managing any other team.... Makes me wonder if Nigel would be good as the new Pope...? A job that demands energy, positivity and inspiring a generation.......?
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I keep trying to imagine the job that would suit Nigel. He made it to the PL, but think the only way he will get another PL job is to get a team promoted, so he needs a team with good players and some finance. He'll never get a team as perfect for him as Saints, just as we got a manager perfect for us. Thanks, Nige.

    P.s. He can't be Pope as he is too fond of afternoons of love with Mrs Nigel<smooch>
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    As far as I know, Nigel has never shown a predatory interest in Young Boys (of Basle), so he's not really qualified for Pope.
     
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  4. pass the football

    pass the football Well-Known Member

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    He's far too nice to be pope.
     
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  5. Qwerty

    Qwerty Well-Known Member

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    He does have experience working for an all-powerful boss. I'm sure that joke has been done before.
     
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  6. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Mmmmm...but God goes in for forgiveness.
     
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  7. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    There is nothing in Roman Catholic doctrine that says a priest can't be married. It is merely custom. I know an Anglican priest who was married, and converted to Catholicism because he didn't agree with women priests. He has been a "Father" for years now. Mind you, becoming a cardinal, and then Pope might be a bit beyond our Nigel, but you never know...
     
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  8. Dyslexic Saint

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    Did you see his premiership win record with us.... Nigel Adkins will be selling horse meat burgers at Blackbush market within weeks. Fingerless gloves and a cheeky scouse grin. Happy with his patch.
     
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  9. shoot_spiderman

    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    You've insulted Nigel, Blackbushe Market (Horsemeat burgers are being sold by your Corporate supermarkets, NOT local markets - Buy local) and called on a foul Liverpudlian sterotype - Is no one safe? Oh and impersonating a dyslexic too - you could have sneaked in a spelling error to be more coninvcng!
     
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  10. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    He's actually a Dyslexic Satanist!
     
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  11. PO10Saint

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp that bought a warehouse.....
     
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  12. Dyslexic Saint

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    Funny image tho, you have to admit.
     
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  13. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Not really. Redknapp, I can imagine.
     
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  14. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Chilco, but as a good catholic boy, you're only half right.

    If the man is from another church - like an Anglican Priest - and are already married with kids and convert to being a Catholic priest then yes they stay married (and keep the kids!). BUT, there are rules about the wife not being a divorcee etc.
    If a man WAS married and his wife died (ie no divorce) or they had their marriage annulled (no sex before marriage), he can become a catholic priest. If a man has children and no wife for the reasons mentioned, once his children are 18 he can become a priest. One of the pre-requisistes for a new priest (ie not from another church) is celibacy and clean living. I'm sure Nigel fits the clean living bit, but he did used to be a footballer........


    No 7

    PS I stand no chance as I have been living with my other half and step-daughter for 17 years....but I stand true to one of the main Catholic values - no sex before marriage....she's been married so it's ok :)
     
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