In which order?

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Rihanna wins.

 

I'd do Kate moss first, then I'd last a bit longer with Rihanna. If I did her first I'd shoot my muck after about three strokes, if I've emptied the pump action yoghurt slinger first I might get to as many as seven!

 

Anal first.

 

Both ugly bastards.

 

Moss then Rihanna for me, or alternate between them. Just keep the door locked so if i pop too quickly i can get another go..

 

Where are their tits?

 

Good call, and you can also have a post coital smoke with Rihanna too

 

Jugs or no jugs , i aint fussy moosh..

 

Pete Doherty's sloppy seconds? Naw, il go for Rihanna

 

Did he die already?

 

Moss every time. Rhianna does nowt for me at all. Eyes too far apart and she's got a massive foreheed. I'd have a right good go at Moss though.