Downward spiral is going to start soon Michael Jackson's Hobbyists 3 - Spurs 2 Ade & Holtby I've only just realised that over the next twelve games we play the teams currently in 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th and 19th!!!! ****ing fixture computer has screwed us right over there IMHO
we seem to be grinding out wins away from home and the Hammers are playing abysmal footie at the moment.... Hammers 1 - 2 Spurs Ade & Walker COYS!!!!!
MASTERS OF THE LEAGUE (with apologies to all those who love Les Miserables â and by that I donât mean Gooner fans) Here come the Spurs From White Hart Lane, Happy to be just Winning again. As for the rest Strutting their stuff Doing their best, But thatâs not enough. Seldom do you see Entertaining teams Like Spurs when theyâre on song And weâll be, it seemsâ¦. Down at Upton Park â Blimey! What a lark! Ready to be friendly But weâll make our mark! Give the ball to Bale And heâs sure to score Tottenham appreciate A score of four⦠Glad to come and beat the Hammers â In their East End paradise â And we cannot stop from laughinâ At the grumpy face of Allardyce! Spurs are gonna score Surely more than one Maybe have a bevvy When the match is done! Holtby scores his first Lennon gets one too, And the mighty Moussa Gets the one heâs due! Everybody has a knees-up Everybody does a jig Bale scores â he knows it pleases! Jesus! now the Spurs are lookinâ big! Masters of the league Still weâre movinâ up Even though weâve buggered up The FA Cup! Benny does his tricks, Dawsonâs solid rock, Scotty bounces back up when he takes a knockâ¦â¦â¦. Yes the Irons might beat us one day When our glory days are done But when we play on Monday, Jesus! Wonât we skin âem four to one! Prediction: West Ham 1 Spurs 4 Scorers: Holtby, Lennon, Dembele, Bale Cheers, Spurf!
Everyone plays the same teams, so how can a fixture list screw us over? By your reasoning it may have inflated our position, but not screwed us over. It's not given us extra games against the top teams.