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Worst Football Chants

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. SaintJabie

    SaintJabie Active Member

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    Worst one is surely "Play up Pompey, Pompey play up"

    Funniest one I heard: a player got clean through and then scuffed up the goal: "You're so sh*t you could play for Pompey!"
     
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  2. pass the football

    pass the football Well-Known Member

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    Seriously? Both of these are ****ing terrible.
     
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  3. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    And therein lies the reason that so many of these chants end up on the "Worst Football Chants" list.
     
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  4. sharpshooter11

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    You're just a fat Eddie Murphy was sang to Hasselbaink.
     
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  5. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Hell yeah, I am sick of that tune. Every new song gets put to that ****ing tune. And it is not even sung properly. The best version is done by the Barmy Army; "Take the Urn Home"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kTKa8AztyY
     
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  6. hotbovril

    hotbovril Well-Known Member

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    The undisputed, hands down, totally unarguable "worst chant" ever is ".....are by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen"
     
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  7. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    I disagree. It always raises a smile from me when heard in the lower divisions.
     
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    "He's back from the dead" David Connolly
    Remember him signalling to the crowd to get them to stop it!
     
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  9. YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots

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    The Cortese "he comes from Italy, he ****ing hates Pompey" chant is embarrassing
     
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  10. KingslandKate

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    Reading sing (to the tune of One Man Went to Mow)
    We're not Real Madrid
    We're not Barcelona
    We are Reading Football Club
    Madjeski is our owner

    Which I think it pretty good, not heard that tune at football before
     
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  11. hotbovril

    hotbovril Well-Known Member

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    I suppose that rules out my "unarguable" claim!
     
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    Think it was MK Dons some of our fans changed that up a little bit to
    Are by far the greatest team, league 1 has ever seen.
     
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  13. Channon walked on H2O

    Channon walked on H2O Active Member

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    Surely all football chants are **** if you stop and think about it. There are some bright people on here, but everyone turns into a mindless moron come kick off. And don't we just love it. It's what we go to the match for. There I am one minute discussing the folly of privatising the railways with my son, and the next I go into SMS and I'm chanting "Who the **** is laughing now".

    Nick Hornby commented on this. Wouldn't you love to sit in a restaurant and, getting poor service, start chanting "You're ****, and you know you are" rather than "Excuse me but I have a meeting at 2.15 could you hurry it up, please". Oh yes, dream on.
     
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  14. I am the Hermanator

    I am the Hermanator Active Member

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    Ner ner ner drone drone bang bang ****in mongs.
     
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  15. Channon walked on H2O

    Channon walked on H2O Active Member

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    Is that an exact quote or an approximation of a Pompey chant?
     
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  16. I Sorry I Ruined The Party

    I Sorry I Ruined The Party Well-Known Member

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    On one level, whatever that Youtube vid was or Hull's "Mauled by the Tigers" are inarguably stupid chants. You wouldn't catch me doing them, but I sort of like them because fans doing those cheers are fully aware that they are stupid. They're being done ironically, by fans who can laugh at themselves a little while at the same time knowing it annoys everyone else tremendously because of how stupid it is.

    The dumbest chants are ones that are supposed to be cutting or clever, but aren't. Or those which are appropriated from other teams. Which makes "Mauled by the Tigers" in the upper tier of chants, really.
     
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  17. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    Don't like the seven nation army chants which came about from euro 2012. Every team has one and a bit of a waste for Gaston.
    Like a lot of jokes some chants come with the "had to of been there" tag. Like the recent Puncheon chant which for a crowd of people was quick witted. But repeating the chant from now on is taking the joke too far.
     
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  18. Onionman

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    To the rhythm of "together, united, we'll never be defeated." (no tune, just a chant), this one's from Doncaster Rovers. You need to chant it to get the full benefit:


    A banger, a banger, a boom-boom-boom

    A rocket, a rocket, a zoom-zoom-zoom

    A sparkler, a sparkler, ttssssssssssssssssss



    They sang it when the game was a bit dull ( a lot of the time at Donny Rovers). The first time I heard it I laughed so hard I really did nearly pee myself. I'm laughing even now thinking about it.

    Vin
     
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  19. Saintmagic

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    "I wanna go home, I wanna go home *insert place name* is a ****hole I wanna go home"

    is by far the most boring and worst
     
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  20. I am the Hermanator

    I am the Hermanator Active Member

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    The " ner" is the song of choice of the Westwood drum crew.
     
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