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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Craigo, Feb 17, 2013.

  1. Ryedaletiger

    Ryedaletiger New Member

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    Ambassador for Pickering, North Yorkshire
     
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  2. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    You ****ing ****er Craig,where's Kempton on this list ? Oh and the things iv'e done for you,only to be discarded like some has been,low life scum sucking anus !
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    .. in the interests of those of us not born speaking the native lingua franca - could you just clarify .. is that a low life scum who sucks anus?, or an anus that sucks low life scum?
     
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  4. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    In Craig of Nottinghams mind clearly both Fosse !
     
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  5. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    can't see my name either.

    I ****ing resign from Hambassador of Sutton Park. No salary, no recognition...**** it..
     
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  6. AndaluzTiger

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    Embajador de Elche
     
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  7. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Let's sue the bastard !
     
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  8. Budapest_Tiger

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    Ambassador for Budapest, for Hungary, hell, I could Eastern Europe if you want me to.

    Do I get a car with a little flag on it, like my neighbour? Please. Don't think my Skoda is quite ambassadorial enough :emoticon-0111-blush.
     
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  9. Steven Toast

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    Huh, well I guess I'll take the area containing South Cave, North Cave, Everthorpe, Gilberdyke, Newport, Hotham, Ellerker and Brantingham. That's a decent start to any empire. That way I can control who comes into Hull via the M62 and filter out all the ****s, but it avoids Brough and all the nastiness associated with it. (although I might mount an invasion to claim Funky Fish.)
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    You could set up a toll for all the coaches leaving and coming back tommy, make a fortune.
     
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  11. bigfattiger

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    As the newly appointed Ambassador for a large chunk of Kirklees, I'd like to apologise on behalf of West Yorkshire Police for their mindless behaviour, their ignorance and small their minded attitude.

    Bit **** this Ambassador malarkey.
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry to say it does reflect badly on the rest of us Ambassadors that you arent doing the job right BFT. I think we have an a ambassador for Hudders and im sure Payton's that way (hard to see the list as that lazy git craig's not up to date) on so the blame is shared.

    Have you got a gold sash and sword? You need more gravitas for the role, im resplendent in mine, tho the sword keeps getting stuck in me spokes.
     
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  13. bigfattiger

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    Apologies Chaz, I'm realising only now that it's largely a ceremonial role with very little actual power. I'll try and use my limited sway to influence things but I wouldn't hold my breath.

    This tassled sash I wear and bejewelled staff I brandish don't count much in terms of genuine political sway.

    I hope all other ambassadors have more success influencing local policy and rulings on their patch.
     
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  14. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    put me down for Burstwick if its not done, cant be arsed to read it all, if its taken , dont worry ill live ..
     
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  15. TayLorTiGer

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    Ambassador of Israel, I'm Jewish, it's mine by ancient rite :bandit:
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Ah well, as long as you've got your hand in the petty cash and your banging half the typing pool carry on regardless. Stiff upper lip old chap.
     
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  17. BillyBobBallbag

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    I heard the Jewish population in Hull is rapidly diminishing so it's good to see you Taylor
     
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  18. Oregon Tiger

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    I hereby appoint myself Chancellor of Cambridge.
     
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    Ambassador for Isleworth and Twickenham
     
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  20. Steven Toast

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    "Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh, Laird of Roxburgh, Selkirk, Peebles and Warden of the Royal Privies."
     
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