You ****ing ****er Craig,where's Kempton on this list ? Oh and the things iv'e done for you,only to be discarded like some has been,low life scum sucking anus !
.. in the interests of those of us not born speaking the native lingua franca - could you just clarify .. is that a low life scum who sucks anus?, or an anus that sucks low life scum?
can't see my name either. I ****ing resign from Hambassador of Sutton Park. No salary, no recognition...**** it..
Ambassador for Budapest, for Hungary, hell, I could Eastern Europe if you want me to. Do I get a car with a little flag on it, like my neighbour? Please. Don't think my Skoda is quite ambassadorial enough .
Huh, well I guess I'll take the area containing South Cave, North Cave, Everthorpe, Gilberdyke, Newport, Hotham, Ellerker and Brantingham. That's a decent start to any empire. That way I can control who comes into Hull via the M62 and filter out all the ****s, but it avoids Brough and all the nastiness associated with it. (although I might mount an invasion to claim Funky Fish.)
As the newly appointed Ambassador for a large chunk of Kirklees, I'd like to apologise on behalf of West Yorkshire Police for their mindless behaviour, their ignorance and small their minded attitude. Bit **** this Ambassador malarkey.
I'm sorry to say it does reflect badly on the rest of us Ambassadors that you arent doing the job right BFT. I think we have an a ambassador for Hudders and im sure Payton's that way (hard to see the list as that lazy git craig's not up to date) on so the blame is shared. Have you got a gold sash and sword? You need more gravitas for the role, im resplendent in mine, tho the sword keeps getting stuck in me spokes.
Apologies Chaz, I'm realising only now that it's largely a ceremonial role with very little actual power. I'll try and use my limited sway to influence things but I wouldn't hold my breath. This tassled sash I wear and bejewelled staff I brandish don't count much in terms of genuine political sway. I hope all other ambassadors have more success influencing local policy and rulings on their patch.
put me down for Burstwick if its not done, cant be arsed to read it all, if its taken , dont worry ill live ..
Ah well, as long as you've got your hand in the petty cash and your banging half the typing pool carry on regardless. Stiff upper lip old chap.
"Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh, Laird of Roxburgh, Selkirk, Peebles and Warden of the Royal Privies."
