I like the fact depending on replies it looks as though either SSK has flounced off then came back, or has come back and then has left, my heid hurts
He was sound, until he started waving his hand on front of my face and chanted "come out lizard, come out lizard". That freaked me out a wee bit. Apart from that he was fine.
FFS, all I've had is abuse on here today and now you're slagging my avatar! I can get this type of abuse at home and I don't even have to type for it. I'm a sensitive soul you know.
It was you who mentioned Dave trying to get the lizard out, whilst I know that your avatar is an amphibian it is reptile looking like
You're a ****in idiot, Pud, you forgot to lock the ****in door after he'd gone. Consider yer honorary Hunship revoked.