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Metalist Kharkiv v Newcastle United (leg 2)- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 15, 2013.

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Will we progress to the next stage?

Poll closed Feb 21, 2013.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. maverix123

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    Is Thursday's game being shown on SkyGo? According to Nufc.com, it isn't.
     
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  2. Pulp

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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Metalist - European home record:

    2007/08 Everton lost 2-3
    2008/09 Besiktas won 4-1
    2008/09 Hertha Berlin drew 0-0
    2008/09 Olympiacos won 1-0
    2008/09 Sampdoria won 3-0
    2008/09 Dynamo Kiev won 3-2
    2009/10 Rijeka won 2-0
    2009/10 Sturm Graz lost 0-1
    2010/11 Omonia Nicosia drew 2-2
    2010/11 PSV Eindhoven lost 0-2
    2010/11 Sampdoria won 2-1
    2010/11 Debrecen won 2-1
    2010/11 Bayer Leverkusen lost 0-4
    2011/12 Sochaux drew 0-0
    2011/12 AZ Alkmaar drew 1-1
    2011/12 Malmo won 3-1
    2011/12 Austria Vienna won 4-1

    2011/12 Salzburg won 4-1
    2011/12 Olympiacos lost 0-1
    2011/12 Sporting Lisbon drew 1-1
    2012/13 Dinamo Bucharest won 2-1
    2012/13 Rapid Vienna won 2-0
    2012/13 Rosenborg won 3-1
    2012/13 Bayer Leverkusen won 2-0
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    OK people I need some advice / help here.

    On Thursday my Gris are competing in a dance festival and it is a qualifier for the Regional Finals for the All England Dance Championship.

    On Thursday, Toon play in Europa League and it is live on ESPN.

    Which do I watch? Do I be the good dad and show my girls the kind of loving support that could make their day (you've seen the films)? Or, do I grab some tinnies and take the rare chance of a quiet & peaceful house to really enjoy a Toon match without interruption?

    Help me, you're my only hope!
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sky plus the game and do both mate... But stay off the forum so you don't know the score.... Or.... Get your last to video the girls..... And watch it back later.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Bad daddy, naughty daddy that you need to ask that question.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    No can do! No filming allowed.

    Recording the game might work though. Don't tell me the score!
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    I'm sorry it won't happen again AB.










    So which one do you think I should watch?
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry Obi, you can trust us... :bandit:<devil><monster>
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Knowing you, you'd tell me the wrong score on purpose. <laugh>
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I was just going to post the real score everywhere, all over this site and spread it around social media websites until eventually you're lass innocently notices it on twitter at end of the dance-off and tells you... But your idea is so much better! <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Family are forever, football is just for 38 games a season.

    You know what the right thing to do is.

    The poor kids will be heartbroken if their dad is the only one not to show up on the day.

    I'll be having a word with the cruelty inspector about you.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Yeah, just think of poor Benny, Yohan, and little Jimmy Perch.... Obi you b****** <wah>



    Metalist 1-4 Newcastle
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Yay, we won!


    Hang on......




    ...Gandalf you you cheeky little.....
     
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  15. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Tried to do the same one summer a while ago. My daughter had an afternoon house warming BBQ that clashed with a televised match. I avoided the telly, avoided the radio, threatened anyone with death that mentioned the football. Managed to get throughout the whole thing ( which was very nice ) and was walking home to watch the recording, when...........
    I passed an old lady who was standing at her garden gate talking to a young lad who was out riding his bike. The lad was wearing a NUFC shirt, which considering that l live in a small village just outside Cambridge is not an every day thing. As l passed them l heard her say...........good result for you today, your team won didn't it ? Or
    something along those lines, to which he replied........ Yes.... 3-1.
    Now what were the odds l wonder of
    1. My passing another NUFC supporter in the 15 minutes it took me to walk home?
    2. The above discussing the game just as l happened to pass
    3. The fact they disclosed not just the result.... But the perishing score as well !!!!
    Still enjoyed the match, but not quite the same when you already know the outcome.

    Obi you know the girls come first, and good luck avoiding the outcome.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just pop some ear plugs in,
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    He'll need more than that... I'm hiring advertising space with all the bus companies in England <laugh>
     
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  19. MF SHAK

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    get someone to disguise themselves as you and go to that dance thing, freeing up time for yourself. If it works you have a replacement on standby, if it doesnt, some guy gets arrested while you watch the game.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    anyone know anyone who's making the long trip over?
     
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