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Oscar pistorious

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  1. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    He's in court tomorrow...the Prosecution are asking that bail not be granted. (Could there be a possibility he'll do a runner?).
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Feb 14, 2013
  2. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    Some of you lot are pretty quick out of the blocks on this one!
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Feb 14, 2013
  3. King Curtis

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    She didn't notice Oscar Pistorious sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
     
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    King Curtis, Feb 14, 2013
  4. goldentruetiger

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    He always looked a bit unstable.
     
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    goldentruetiger, Feb 14, 2013
  5. HullCityAFC1904

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    Or he'll shoot you
     
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    HullCityAFC1904, Feb 14, 2013
  6. Minxy

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    If a beautiful young woman hadn't just been brutally murdered by her partner some of the comments would have been funny
     
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  7. Stuart Blampey

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    Blimey, are you the lawyer for the prosecution?
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Feb 14, 2013
  8. AKCJ

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    When he said he wanted to be like able bodied athletes who would have thought he meant O.J Simpson?
     
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  9. PLT

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    This is properly ****ed up.

    Some of these gags are hilarious though.
     
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    PLT, Feb 15, 2013
  10. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You've got no legs
    And now no girlfriend too
     
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    Jimmy Graham's bald head, Feb 15, 2013

  11. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    Probably not the first valentines day he didn't get his leg over
     
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    Jimmy Graham's bald head, Feb 15, 2013
  12. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    Who cares. :emoticon-0149-no: OP does not have a leg to stand on. <yikes>
     
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    The FRENCH TICKLER, Feb 15, 2013
  13. CityCalv

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    Oscar Pistorius &#8207;@OscarPistorius
    Nothing like getting home to hear the washing machine on and thinking its an intruder to go into full combat recon mode into the pantry! waa

    Posted November 27th.
     
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    CityCalv, Feb 15, 2013
  14. carmen newell

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    I wonder who will foot his legal bill
     
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    carmen newell, Feb 15, 2013
  15. DMD

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    To be fair, how would he feel if the boot was on the other foot?
     
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    DMD, Feb 15, 2013
  16. goldentruetiger

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    @sickipediabot: New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.

    Footprints.
     
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    goldentruetiger, Feb 15, 2013
  17. prideofyorkshire

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    They're now saying she was shot through the bathroom door. If she was in the bathroom and the door was shut, even if it was an 'intruder' why would you shoot? Would you not ring the police and leave the house? He's denying the murder charge. It's all a bit weird isn't it.
     
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    prideofyorkshire, Feb 15, 2013
  18. MrsJohno

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    What does Spurs have, that Oscar Pistorius doesn't?

    Bale!
     
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    MrsJohno, Feb 15, 2013
  19. MrsJohno

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    What's more dangerous than a sawn off shotgun? Sawn off legs and a pistol
     
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    MrsJohno, Feb 15, 2013
  20. cockoforedyke

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    Surely Oscar Pistorious cant be the first bloke to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot all over his girlfriends face while imagining she was somebody else??
     
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    cockoforedyke, Feb 15, 2013
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