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Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by Dilligaf, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    What is the world coming to? Iv'e just seen a clip on the news of Mr Tumnus being led away in hand cuffs.


    Seeing as no one has done it already I thought I'd ask everyone what they thought of what Oscar P has done today ?

    Jokes are welcome too, from the more mentally challenged out there. People like FFS
     
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  2. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    An interesting point was how this story came out on the news at 8am this morning. The BBC reporter allowed himself to be the subject of South African propoganda and was describing the incident as "a tragic accident". No one knows what happened - but he had been given some info and was following it hook, line and sinker - pathetic reporting.

    The BBC 6pm News was more realistic!
     
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  3. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Shooting some poor bugger 4 times isn't an accident. It looks like he's really in the **** now, facing life in prison
     
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  4. SA9JACK

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    He hasn't got a leg to stand on
     
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  5. It'sChicoTime

    It'sChicoTime Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Don't turn your back
    On Oscar pistorius.



    Sorry....
     
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  6. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    If you can't beat them.......

    Surely Oscar pistorius can't be the first man to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot all over his wife's face imagining she was someone else ?
     
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    Dilligaf New Member

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    So the moral of the story is: Don't buy Oscar Pistorius socks for Valentines day. :rolleyes:
     
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  8. swimaway

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    Apparently new evidence at the scene may prove he is innocent.....footprints
     
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  9. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    i am missing something here, will google tumnus and the legless dude, shudder to think what i will find
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    You wouldn't kick her out of bed.

    Not that he ever did.
     
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  11. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Just heard the shocking news in the world of disabled sport.

    Someone's just shagged Ellie Simmonds.
     
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  12. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    god another person i have to google
     
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  13. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    http://www.artfuldoodlers.co.uk/files/Lucy%20and%20Mr%20Tumnus.jpg

    That's him and his bird Musty
     
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  14. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    never ate horse, croc roo deer snake dog were all ok, never tried a pussy
     
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  15. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/01/article-2196723-14CA204C000005DC-59_634x933.jpg

    I feel a bit bad about that one
     
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  16. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Note to Oscar Pistorius;

    Cupid's supposed to do it, and he uses a bow and arrow.
     
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  17. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    Some great one liners that I can't beat. The Ellie Simmonds one made me laugh out loud. <laugh>

    As for Pistorious I've never liked the guy, despite his undeniable achievements. Always came across as an arrogant ****er. There was credible research showing that his artificial legs gave him an unfair advantage compared to able bodied athletes, but he got his own experts in who gave evidence that he had an unfair disadvantage in other areas. If you look at what they said it was garbage. The politically correct IOC agreed and he was allowed to compete against able bodied athletes. Ridiculous pandering to an egomaniac.

    I've no idea whether he's guilty or not. I don't think he shot her four times. It was twice I think. But there's evidence of arguing going on just before the incident so I think he's in big trouble.
     
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  18. Scottswan

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    Ellie Simmonds lives in my old house (or at least her parent's bought it off my old girl years ago). Everyone crows about her being from Swansea but she's from Manchester and only moved down when she was 12 or 13. Read the Evening Post and you'd swear she had "Jack Bastard" tattooed on her.
     
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  19. Lauds Gendros Jack

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    We heard on our news here in Aussie that he was vicious towards her poor bugger quit a few times.
     
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  20. Kifflom!

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    Like my sons, she went to Olchfa. There's another one that isn't all she seems. Not well liked at school at all because basically she's a cow. Saw her once in Verdi's with her Dad and she was speaking to him like dirt. I'd have slapped her - disabled or not.

    Funny how people's public persona is different.
     
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