Miss Me?

I got a text message from a good friend who still posts on here, to tell me that Trev (now known as Shaun) reneged on our deal.

What have I missed?

 

How many accounts have you got on here?

 

Just the one. How many do you have, you naughty boy?

 

Not much Tina.

I have had a penis reduction operation as it was getting uncomfortable dragging it along the floor.

Are we still ok for the shagfest this weekend?

 

You vile old man

 

told you you would be back. <cantgetenoughofmynakedkoreanbody>

 

Thanks for the text Douglas.

 

Less of the old thank you

I've still got all my facilities.............................touch wood.................come on in the doors open.....................

 

That sounds like something Larry Grayson would have said.

 

Yay , another girl !!

 

Hello Shaun, have you ever been with a woman? I've straightened out a few benders in my time if you're up for it.

 

Never been interested in all that flabby and blubbery bits, I prefer a lean tight body, ripped preferably and a hot throbbing cock inside me

Saying that, if you post me a pic, I would consider it Tina

 

Going from what's happened on here recently, it's only a matter of time before one of me is posted.

 

Hello my name is Roger and I like love truncheons. Can you cure me please bitch?

 

I ain't a miracle worker, ER.

 

It wasn't a text, it was a picture message, i wrote the message along the shaft of my cock <moist>

 

Fair enough.

 

Tina.....where you been sweetie?

 

Hi Tina, nice to have you again. Ooer missus.

I hope it was worth the wait

 

No, never ever missed a slapper.