DragonPhilJack

No it hasn't. It's a thread in your honour Phil because of the travesty you suffered on the quite probably raving board

Nuts is next weeks biography on our new mod to be (hopefully) a certain mr FFS

 

Cheers Dilli mate, think Ffsdon could be an interesting choice! Dai Come out, come out where ever you are...............

 

You need to know when I'm taking the piss

 

I've got some really good gossip on FFS biography but that can wait until Wembley week.


I wonder what the 1st thing that Ash will think when he sees the title of this thread ? I bet it rhymes with clucking bell

 

PGF, yes I do know mate it's just that I've gone a bit mentally disturbed tonight. The underpants are on my head and the pencils are up my nose

 

Kuala Lumpur Bankrupts FC??

 

Yes you've got it

Hallelujah

 

Wibble!

 

The special one has entered the building

 

I do that every night. Have done since I was a child.

 

Do you get the pants and pencil before or after Dilli?

 

I don't wear pants myself so I use my sheeps knickers.

 

He played for Swansea schoolboys uner 15s ........................................... when he was 26
He thought freuds anal retention was holding a pencil in the cheeks of his arse for 20 minutes
He is the face of the Gerber baby food baby
He once played as a ping pong doubles partner with Betty Gray (no truth in the rumours)
Spent the whole of the 1950's in the scrumpy bar at the Tenby
Has been advertising 'Diving for Ballboys' on the internet
Was once approached by Stan Bowles in a public lavatory and Stan said in his pitched voice "Watcha cock" which was quickly interpreted as a come -on and explains his hate for the hoops.
I will not, can not absolutely not expose his actions in the RCMP (Mounties) motto - Always get their man - did I say expose - I meant reveal uh I meant let it out ah F*ck it!!

 

Historical correction, Swansea City were Swansea Town back then, all other references are correct.

 

Thank you NJ. This all came from the book of Dilli and I'm a self confessed alcoholic.

Phil is a self confessed sex god

 

the mighty cardiff city lost 2 sheff utd in a final once>>>>>>>twas the fa cup final!!!!!>>>>>>you jacks ever heard of it .........u get special corner flags if u win one ......u got anything special apart mr morgan`s sons needs

ps keep our seat warm cos we coming 2 play with ya ......

 

dilli stay off the booze dude......the the peoples party of judia needs u in its fight against>>>>>the bearded women from sketty

 

like a great man once said [video=youtube;WlBiLNN1NhQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WlBiLNN1NhQ[/video]

 

Aber, I heard you were the mascot for that game

Was Phil and ugly sod then too ?

 

twas a great day dilli football was football in them days and i remember like it was yesterday ...

ps im not so sure phil was ugly in them days,but during the second world war,he was so ugly they used his face 2 take out landmines in a controlled manner