60% horse meat found in Tesco's lasagne http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21418342 UK behind in crime-fighting DNA tests http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21354256 So, we can't keep up with fighting crime to tell your grandad he shouldn't have stuck that body in the freezer but at the same time we can identify what kind of meat it is quicker than we can say horse? How's this right?
Err, it was a joke! In fact, it is you who is giving me personal abuse by calling me a taffy fool - but I won't complain to the mods