Take me down to the Vatican City Where the grass is green and the nuns are pretty Oooooooh ooooooh Take me home
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/pope-headhunted-by-satan-2013021159277 Pope headhunted by Satan POPE Benedict XVI is leaving his post at the Vatican to work for the devil. Joseph Ratzinger handed in his 30 days’ notice to God, telling a surprised deity that he would be taking up a key role with His arch-rival. The Pope will become marketing director at Satan’s newly-founded Temple of Darkness, a global devil-worship brand. He said: “Poping has been great fun and over the last eight years I have met a lot very strange people with some fascinating secrets. “This isn’t about money, it’s about the creative challenge. I’ll be using my understanding of dogma to create a manifesto for a great new sin-based brand. “Also Satan runs a fun, hip organisation – he’s like the Google of worship. There’ll be chilled out brainstorming sessions and loads of muffins. “Also, I hate hymns – always have – so it’ll be great to organise services where we listen to Cradle of Filth. “And it will be nice to finally work for a company where I can say, ‘yeah, we’re supposed to do stuff like that’.” He added: “Thanks to all the priests and nuns, I hope we stay in touch. Thanks to God – I couldn’t have done it without You. And of course, thanks to Tony and Cherie – you guys are mental!” Satan said: “The Hitler Youth and the Vatican. I should be working for him.”
I always knew there was a hiden agenda behind Tony Blair's conversion. That'l be nice for everyone.....
Apparently he finally got around to reading the bible and realised it was all a load of bollocks. Next up? please log in to view this image Why do you think he gets all of his teams booting the ball to the heavens?
