O/T Leeds Chicken

I had lunch out in Leeds yesterday and ordered a 'Leeds Chicken' sandwich.

Somebody (a Leeds fan) asked why it was known as a 'Leeds Chicken' sandwich and I tried to think of something witty, but I could only think of something like "It's served in the past" so I didn't bother.

It's been bugging me since though, anybody got any witty replies I could have used?

 

Because it's halal chicken?

 

For every "Leeds chicken" there's a child lamenting a lost moggy.

Or like most Leeds fans it's probably a pussy.

 

It's tasteless white ****e?

 

You could've gone with "The people it is served to think it is the biggest chicken in the world and deserves to be eaten at the world's top restaurants when in reality it's been past its best for decades now."

 

And it's seen better days.

 

must be a joke in there somewhere about horse meat.......

 

'Cos it's foul?

 

I wonder if someone can get "bribes" into a joke.

 

Served in a brown envelope?

[NSFW]Beat you to it Agro![/NSFW]

 

All good.

All fill me with regret.