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Most Abysmal Vocalist Ever?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Stingio

  2. Liam Gallacher

  3. Bonio

  4. Weller

  5. Hendrix

  6. Lennon

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Paolo Nutini and all those other fcukers with curly hair and guitar from the last ten years or so
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 5, 2013
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That **** out The Troggs.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Feb 5, 2013
  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I take it you've all seen this?
    [video=youtube;UoH9zP_n_g0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0[/video]
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Feb 5, 2013
  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    The worst 'singer' is Tom Jones. I would crawl through a barrel of glass rather than listen to that talentless tit.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Feb 5, 2013
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Ian Brown. The **** is desperately bad, totally ****ing tone deaf. **** knows how he got away with passing himself off as a singer for so long. Probably helps when your entire audience is off their tits.
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 5, 2013
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Very true.

    A glorified Karaoke singer.

    Welsh prick.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Feb 5, 2013
  7. Tina.

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    She deserved to die, just for that alone.
     
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    Tina., Feb 5, 2013
  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    You trying to get banned from the Sunderland board ER? <laugh>
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Feb 5, 2013
  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    "Jones the voice" never hit a bum note in his life. Great singer.
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 5, 2013
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    John Lennon, Robert Plant, Axl Rose, John Bon Jovi, Paul mcCartney, Gerry Marsden
     
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  11. matth_22

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    Justin Bieber, lady gaga, one direction.
     
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    matth_22, Feb 5, 2013
  12. RAVENBLACK

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    May as well Jacky <laugh>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Feb 5, 2013
  13. gas

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    Can't believe you did a poll on the most abysmal vocalist ever but didn't add the obvious winner....Bowie.
     
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    gas, Feb 5, 2013
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Stephen Hawking.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 5, 2013
  15. Ponders Revisited

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    Plant and Rose may not be the greatest singers technically, but their individual styles fit the music perfectly. They are both Monsters of Rock.

    For me, Scott Walker is the greatest 'singer' but I would place him lower than Plant and Rose in a list of the greatest performers of all time.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Feb 5, 2013
  16. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    I'm rather surprised no one has mentioned that talentless twat from Blur.
    Park life, fuxxake. <grr>
    How any **** can consider him a talant at all is beyond me.

    I ****in hate shift work, ahm always playing catch up on here. <wah>
     
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    YeOldeYozzwolde, Feb 5, 2013
  17. Kyle?

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    Has anyone mentioned Bob Dylan yet? You know you're bad when everyone else sings your songs better than you do.
     
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    Kyle?, Feb 5, 2013
  18. stopmeandslapme

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    In all seriousness, remember Breakout by Swing Out Sister? That bird had about as flat a voice as I've ever heard. Fit though.

    [video=youtube;CtyrpIW2k1k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtyrpIW2k1k[/video]
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Feb 5, 2013
  19. OLOF

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    Ian Brown, ****

    Jon bonfuckin jovi ****

    David Gray, he don't half babble on
     
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    OLOF, Feb 6, 2013
  20. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    I'll go with those who had the least talent but sold the most and pick the Beatles for men and Madonna for women
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Feb 6, 2013
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