Gazza, It's only a matter of time............

You have previous, Uncle Tim

 

Yip

Big mad Hun that I am ...

Why don't you go home?

 

I always wait on your missus to make lunch first...

 

But she doesnt live in Ireland ... your spiritual home.

 

Ireland lives in her...of an afternoon

 

Gazza must be odds on favourite to be the next celebrity farewell.

 

and then "outed" as a ***** ...

 

I'd like to think he's just stupid, not sick.

 

Definately sick. Not a bad person though, just ****ed up.

 

That's the human brain for you. Causes no end of problems and it is something we will never be able to understand fully. An absolutely fantastic and ugly part of us which causes most of us problems at one time or another.

 

A small problem in your case.

 

Looks like Muhammad Ali might pip him to the post.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4776109/Muhammad-Alis-brother-reveals-family-feud.html

 

Floats like some kind of thingy that can't float.

 

The people booking Gazza to attend P.As need to have a word with themselves...

 

Muhammad Ali is supposedly close to death.

 

Gazza can **** off, now Ali was a legend.

 

Everyone is close to death though.

 

Some are closer than others.

 

Especially if you live in Glasgow.

 

Gazza apparently needs '24 hour care'.

Anyone fancy volunteering, you could do 2 shifts straight off with him in his local boozer, completely tanked up after 48 hours.

Job sounds a good 'un.