Moussa Sissoko Facts

When The News of The World tried to hack Moussa Sissoko's mobile, he picked up.

 

Sissoko goes where others fear to tread.

 

Sissoko has never been to Iraq.
No WMD's were ever found in Iraq.
Coincidence?

 

Sissoko doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down

 

Sissoko doesn't require just one homage thread, but a billion

Some say Sissoko has answered two of life's biggest questions...

The answers;
1. God gave birth to God.
2. Getting kicked in the nuts is worse.

 

Sissoko looked at the Sistine Chapel and cried...










"This is nothing, you should see the mural I painted in my bathroom"

 

Sissoko likes to visit Switzerland..... to race inside the hadron collider.... he's never been beaten

 

Sissoko made a brief call to Mr T once..... who now flies his own plane.

 

One day Sissoko threw his toys out of the pram. Others call it the dinosaur extinction.

 

The Black eyed peas were called the peas - untill Sissoko heard one of their records.

 

Sissoko once won an underwater breathing contest.... with a fish.

 

Sissoko was skint at Paris Airport on his way over.... but luckily Ellis Short hired a private plane to personally fly the airfare over for him.

 

Sissoko arrived at NUFC..... Xisco agreed to leave and never return.

 

Sissoko makes men pregnant, just by looking at them. Occasionally penguins too.

And Polar bears have started carrying guns in-case they run into a Sissoko in the wild...

 

When Sissoko first learnt how to throw a paper aeroplane he had to make a formal apology to the people of New york.

 

Sissoko knows all of the words and dance moves to Gangnam Style

 

But is far too cool to admit to it.

 

Some say that at the beginning of time, Sissoko collided with a horse, spraying the poor beast's brains everywhere, and evidence for this can still be seen from the static received when you turn on your old TVs... And tasted whenever you frequent Tesco for dinner...

 

Sissoko had a quiet word with Simpson on Saturday night

 

Sissoko is the Final Frontier; The Enterprise found him where no one has gone before.