look who being a bad lad , ha

I just see that little Michael Owen has being a bad lad today . he appeared to thump Arsenal midfielder Arteta on the back .

 

Could he reach Arteta's back?

 

he had a box to stand on , haha

 

I bet both hamstrings snapped as he jumped

 

Has he not apologised on twitter? Or doesn't his GCSE knowledge cover the words/phrases "hypocritical, overpaid, past-it, boring, pin-headed, selfish ignoramus"?

 

The Irony Chronicles: Stoke City

Irony part 1. Didi Michael Owen, having been influenced by the Stoke training sessions, attempts to assault Arteta. But being only knee high to a flea means his intended 'manliness' resembles nothing more than a stroppy outburst from a four year old who has just had his favourite toy taken off him by one of the bigger lads. FAIL!

Irony part 2. Jack Butland, having rejected Chelsea to have more chance of playing first team football, will have to compete with the impressive and very much in-from Asmir Begovic, whose contract with Stoke runs until 2016. OOPS!

Irony part 3. Apparently after the losing/ winning goal at Arsenal, Pulis blurts out that due to the shocking decision by the officials, he no longer understands the offside rule. Watch MOTD Tony, you might learn something. EMBARRASSING!

Irony part 4. Stoke City, whose tactics are well ... err..... erm... You know,.....anyway, the point is their away kit resembles the infamous Barcelona kit (you know, the ones who can pay the ball around, you knooowwww, that Messi fella, Iniesta, Xavi, yes, that's right...THEM!). JUST PLAIN LAUGHABLE - YOU'RE FOOLING NOBODY PULIS

Oh I wish Stoke would get relegated!