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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 1, 2013.

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  1. Agent Bruce

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    Not really getting many high crosses for them to go for.
     
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    But if we put Willo on the wing...
     
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    This formation would be very hard to beat



    Left wing..................centre forward....................right wing
    ............attacking midfield........attacking midfield
    Left midfield....centre midfield...centre midfield ......right midfield
    ..............defensive midfield...defensive midfield
    ............centre back..centre back..centre back
    Left wing back..............................................right wing back
    .................................sweeper
    ...............................goalkeeper
     
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    If the ref didn't count the players we might just get away with it.
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Ahhhhhh, I see you know your footballing mythology. Born in the sacred fires of an English prep School, hot from same sex interludes and frivolous cartoons of Cicero and Marc Anthony, a band of teenagers created... "the spider"... Having won many football trophies and singing competitions with this fabled tactic, the unleashed evil that is... "the spider"... began hunting each team member down until just 11 were left... Hence we now play with 11 players, so coaches both singing and football wise may never be tempted to implement... "the spider"...


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    Untill Jonas came along.
     
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    At least spiders move forward - it could have been called "The crab"............ but not safe to use when sex interludes involved.
     
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