That really hasn't helped but thanks for the offer. I like the clunge as much as the next red blooded geezer but you can't tell me that top right photo hasn't .........I think I'll leave it there.
Actually it might be an Arsenal thing. Arsene Wenger could pass off as a lesbian, as could Jack Wilshere, Bacari Sagna, Alex Song and definitely Marouanne Chamakh. Ray Parlour as well.
Carmine, you know you're my mate and I've got your back, but seriously wtf!! The top right pic looks like a camp version of chesney hawks. And I didn't think such a thing was possible. If you say he's the one and only we are no longer friends!
Rack off Ramsey! Come on mate, it's 2013 and same sex marriage is on the cards, lighten up and get down with the times. Remind me to tell you about my mate who was in the Paras and the French Foreign Legion and his 'special friend' when he was in French Guiana when we have that pint. It'll make my affection for Andre look insignificant. It might also put you off your ale.
Sweet baby Jesus that sounds bad. Mind you, nowt normally puts me.of.my ale. There to be tested mind...
I think it's bad, all my other mates think it's bad, you'll think it's bad. He doesn't. He/ she was called Marcello and that's all I'm saying at the moment.
A friend of mine once told me a story from him and his mate's travels in Thailand. Rented some girls and some mopeds for the day (I don't know if this is 'standard' practice over there), went to some private beach or some **** and started getting it on. The girl immediately sat on his chap, with her arse it soon transpired, as round the front was a hefty package of meat and two veg. I think his excuse for carrying on with it was that he was pissed, but he was apparently in tears later on in the hotel because he'd just been a big gaylord, and therefore was grappling with the complex issues of maybe being a fully fledged swordfighter thereafter. The stuff of nightmares that. The lad who told me is a Leeds fan.
'A friend' once got sucked off by a ladyboy, whilst fully aware that 'she' was partly 'he'. Wunderbar it was. Or so he told me...
Alright lads you win, I'll tell you the grim tale( no pun intended) of my mate and his special friend. Marcello was a 19 year old boy who had started undergoing gender realignment or whatever it 's called. Bare in mind my mate is a ****ing monster, a debased beast with no standards at all. Anyway he used to regularly have relations with Marcello but because he/ she had had a tit job in my mates head he/ she was a woman. When asked whether Marcello still had cock and balls his response was literally unbelievable. " Aye, he had a massive 9 incher. When I was pissed I used to give him a reach around" His argument was he was in a **** hole( literally) in the middle of the jungle and there was no alternative, there were no women in this backward village he used to go drinking in. He even reckoned all his Legion mates were jealous. This kid served in the Parachute Regiment prior to becoming an Airborne Commando in the French Foreign Legion. Putting it simply, he is not normal. I wasn't lying when I said it was wrong on every level.
You say that but until you're in that position( another unintentional pun) you can't say. Who are we to judge? To be fair Marcello did look like a bird judging by the photo's I've seen of him/her.
One of which is Brendan Rogers' son. Not that that'll undermine his authority when he comes to disciplining Sterling.
