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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

    'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

    'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

    Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 31, 2013
  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Nah I will probably spoil her with alphabeti spaghetti and for extra romance spell out I love you along her slightly burnt toast.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ooooooh, Parsley


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    Check oot, fancybaws.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 31, 2013
  4. SleepySpecialK

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    ****, it's my wife's birthday that day too. Think yourselves lucky.

    Take my wife, please.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jan 31, 2013
  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Post a pic of her first.. <ok>
     
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  6. SleepySpecialK

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    No backies. Take her or leave her. (She's surpisingly pretty considering what I look like).
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Will there be 3 year gaps between pumpings?

    I know her cooking is meant to be good but if it's 36 months of ****ing over her whilst she's sleeping, I'm out.
     
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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    As long as she has her own teeth i imagine gas would be happy to oblige..
     
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  9. gas

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    You know me too well.

    Ah wid
     
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  10. SleepySpecialK

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    Pillows BD, pillows.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Card, mibby flowers, choccies, oot for dinner on the Saturday after it.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 31, 2013
  12. SleepySpecialK

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    Pussy loved up romantic.
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

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    Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen.... oh, wait a minute. ****.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She cooks ma dinner two/three times a week. Am no ****in daft. Keep her sweet.
     
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  15. charlienicholasismydad

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    I don't really think Gas is that fussed on teeth or not. The Brizzler probably enjoys a good gumming.
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Jan 31, 2013
  16. SleepySpecialK

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    Teeth are overrated.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    When I was younger I used to subscribe to the "treat em like ****, cos **** sticks" ideal. It works. Right up until it doesn't.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 31, 2013
  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Maybe we should apply to that C4 programme Undateables<laugh>
     
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