Take a break then. For all our sakes. The forum is a mess, we find it funny but it's pretty obvious you don't so put your mouse in your draw, stop typing and go and have a brew and come back tomorrow. Do us ALL a favour.
Look if your not well go do something more constructive, you're happy to wind people up and have a laugh if it suits you.
I also retract my harsh post above, take a break Matt have a lie down and a brew. Not at the same time though.