Well he needs a car big enough to carry around all his trophies and medals. You could however fit all of Liverpool's trophies from the time Scholes started playing into the trunk of a corvette.
According to the reports, Paul Scholes did try and tackle the thief who stole his car but, true to form, he was too late
A scousers instinct to steal is so strong, that they don't even require training. Just push a thourerbred scouse toddler around Tesco, and take a look in his pockets once you come out. Training a scouser to steal is like training a monkey to eat bananas
