If Grove has a wife looking at big cocks on the internet then he's a right lucky ****er. My wife looks at my cock and sees something that makes here give birth
"Grove in small penis cuckold internet porn shame!" I should know better than to expect anything but abuse here. And there is no point going to the local park to find 'bush-tugger' material, they will only be my old **** mags left there for the good of the kids in my neighbourhood.
Funny you should say that, I was walking home from the local curry house before Christmas and two teenies were doing some sort of Zumba work out in their front room. Sadly no convenient bushes to hide and tug in or else I may have been tempted. In case you are wondering they were both in black leggings, one with a loose black t-shirt, the other in a tight grey vest. Already filed and stored in the ****-bank memory.
Buy a portable keyboard and mouse and go down to the local internet cafe - the sort of place that has individual cubicles with curtains. Never, and I mean never, touch the cafe's own equipment. If you do, your hands will catch a disease.
A "Gillie" suit I think you will find they are called. All they'd see would be a shaking bush at the end of their garden!!
Go down to the local internet cafe, get up from your table, pick a victim and let of a silent fart as you walk past them. Return to your table and laugh uncontollably at all their faces trying to figure out who done it.
Do ****s no have any imagination any more? Can't you visualise having a threesome with the burd fae the office and the lassie who on the checkouts at Tesco? I blame the internet.
