[video=youtube;8alBMI0Y4O8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alBMI0Y4O8[/video] 35 seconds in.....STRIKER!
One of the best movie lines ever. It's up there with the dialogue in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, which included these gems... Jimmie Sue's Father: Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her. Rigby Reardon: Can I use her underwear to make soup? Juliet Forrest: What are you doing? Rigby Reardon: Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they... shifted all outta whack. Rigby Reardon: I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits. Rigby Reardon: Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
From The Naked Gun Sergeant Frank Drebin...Nice beaver Jane Spencer...Thank you i just had it stuffed
Twat! That was liquid football! One of my favourite Airplane jokes is where the bloke is telling a story while on screen the story he's desciribing is shown (hope that makes sense). He says "that's when my drinking problem started" and on the video he is handed a drink and just chucks it all over his own face
Being immature i find the little girl saying she likes her coffee black like her men piss funny. Also the whole do you talk jive bit is class.
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
