OT: my trip to England

Don't do it Cove, it's a trick. You type that into your search bar and you'll get all kinds popping up!

 

im scared now, is it like goatse or lemonparty?

 

Afternoon Tea on a Sunday, usually all I can manage.

 

So basically, clogged arteries everywhere in the UK...

 

As it's Brighton and you're Dutch, just be careful if anyone asks you to stick a finger in their dyke

 

And as I can tell you, because I'm Dutch, there has never been a Dutchman that ever stuck a finger in the dyke to prevent a mass flood. It's a make-believe story to entertain tourists and oblivious foreigners. And well let's be honest, if she is a dyke then I'm still open for the good type of threesomes

 

A bigger tip, and this is one most serious, make sure the propery you live in isn't owned by Nicholas van Hoogstraten. I made that mistake once...

 

Got that covered mate, but thanks for sharing, he looks like a nasty piece of work! Lucky to stay alive I guess...

 

it's just sausages in yorhshire pud with loads of gravy.... ooooo gravy.......
a Finnish associate of mine takes back Bisto, Mint SAuce and English Mustard when he goes back to Helsinki

 

mouth sex!!

I call it le frog in le trou these days.

 

hmmz, gotta give it a try then allthough I did try Marmite once, that stuff is horrible!

 

Marmite is like licking dog piss off a nettle

 

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