OT: my trip to England

Yea we got Aldi's here aswell, and Heineken is water, Hertog Jan is de best beer we got here, I'm gonna try that Newcastle Ale tho

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So these Wetherspoons pubs, this a chain of pubs?

 

So besides the cheap beer, shopping and avoiding Reading, Scouse-city and Essex, what do I need to know about daily life in England. Something Expats really need to take into account?

 

You've clearly never been in LIDL...

 

My God, Mr Chip Shop, are you suggesting those "Geordie Shore" creatures are in any way typical of Geordie youth? (And Liverpool too, obviously.)

 

One of the helmets off Geordie Shore goes to my Gym, what a knuckle dragger....

 

Does going to the gym mean you wont be able to wear your custard and cream top now?

 

One of my favourites too

 

Had to look up knuckle dragger, thanks for that, now I know how to insult someone on his neanderthal like behaviour

 

http://www.yidio.com/movie/caveman/...f_placement=&gclid=CKqAwMy0iLUCFYLHtAodo0MAjQ

 

Are you familiar with English food Cove?
Fish and Chips,
Full English Breakfast,
Sunday Lunch,
Takeaways........

 

Aye, we also call them meat heads and ROID BOYS (as it steroid abuse).

If you want more funny descriptions of things British then this is your first port of call.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

Will you be calling your new collection of reports the 'Brighton and Cove Album'?






OK, OK, I'm getting my coat.

 

Very good for a Sunday Obi

 

Whats a typical sunday lunch then? The rest I know

 

Roast meat, with plenty of veg, roast potatoes, gravy and of course Yorkshire Pudding.

 

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If that's lunch... whats for dinner??

 

Seconds! if tyhere are any leftovers!

Any way, that pic has mashed potato, not roasted.

 

Try toad in the hole too Cove.

 

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