Hymns and Arias (Ballboy Edition)

HYMNS AND ARIAS (Ballboy Edition)

Arrived at The Liberty, after a skate, fall and trip,
Snowing hard from 4 o clock, time not even for a chip
Sitting in the East Stand, not for from a Chelsea fan
The signing soon begins, with a nervous 'Calon Lan'.

And we were singing hymns and arias,
'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'.

The game did start at a furious pace, Michu nearly scores.
Terrys on the subs bench after a row with her indoors,
Michus very happy, he knows if we score,
Chelsea wont go through tonight, cos they’re gonna have to score four

And he started singing singing hymns and arias,
'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'.

80 minutes pass by quick, the ball goes out of bound
Hazard starts to panic, wrestles The Ballboy to the ground
“Come on now boyo hurry up, don’t you play that trick”
And in a moments frenzy, he caught him with a kick

And he started singing hymns and arias,
'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'.

The mist came down, the ref showed red, Hazards off the pitch
The laughter in the terraces, causes such a stitch
The Swans are going to Wembley, ‘cos Chelsea cannot score
Rafa has a post match rant but he’ll soon be shown the door

So he started singing, hymns and arias,
'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'.

So it's off to Wembley we will head, for our February trip
But not before the story, has another rip
Hazard was on Chelsea TV, as is the norm
“I didn’t want the ball” he said “I wanted his photo of Michel Vorm!

And we all started singing hymns and arias,
'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'.

 

Your off your head! Bloody good one though.........................

 

Very impressed, you obviously have too much time on your hands

 

Matron! Get the spare bedroom ready I think it's time PGF came in for a rest!

 

You're not far wrong there FFS.

PGF, quality mate you and FFS are head and shoulders the two most mental people on this board

 

Two? Two? I think we have miscounted there me old Dil!

 

Ok mate, your 5 personalities and PGF are the top 6 most mental people

 

I Thank you! So Do I , me too , me three! I don't !

 

Your going to have to ask Max to record both versions. Both top class.

 

PGF that is **** hot! I'm nicking it for my facebook status
I'm not entirely sure how to rep but I think I just done it

 

Good one, very funny. Referees thoughts.
Now did I see that right, did he just kick him in the ribs.
If I ask him what he did, he will just tell me lots of fibs.
Do I give him yellow? I think a red card is the best.
You can't go grabbing ball boys, and kick them in the chest.

And they were were singing....