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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Poyets outburst, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The outline of Salma Hayek!!!!
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Don't know, but her outline in Dusk till Dawn, with the snake and beer dripping down her leg and toes, does it for me..
     
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  3. Sunderlad

    Sunderlad Well-Known Member

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    Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf****r, say what one more Goddamn time!

    Modern Classic
     
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  4. The Outlaw

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    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."

    Right before Samuel Jackson shoots someone.
     
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  5. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    'No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good'

    Anchorman, the ULTIMATE one liners nest!
     
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  6. MackemMoverSAFC

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    60% of the time it works every time!!!
     
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  7. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Awesome mate!

    Could have picked 105 or more from that 1 film!
     
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  8. JammySAFC

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    You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
     
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  9. MackemMoverSAFC

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    Another one...

    Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
     
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  10. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    ha ha, a classic!

    'I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again'
    'Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT'

    Haha, stroll on number 2 this year! Excited much?
     
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  11. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Is this post supposed to be funny? Funny how?
     
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  12. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.

    Not really a film.
     
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