Cheikh Diabate
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AP: Mike we need some new players this summer
MA: Why?
AP: You sold our top scorer and best prospect for the future remember.
MA: Did I?
AP: Yeah. Remember that night we went Aspers with Del boy and you stuck ã35m on Red.
MA: Hahah, oh yeah. Shame that didn't come in really. Never mind I'll just hike up the prices of the new home shirt by a 10er, a few hundred thousand of them will get that cash back in no time!
AP: Getting back to why I was here...we really do need some players. I've arranged for the scouts to go to some top europ...
MA: That sounds costly. There must be another way?
AP: But...
MA: Who's that little fella in midfield who all the fans seem to like, you know that one we offered a ridiculously long contract to when we heard there were teams keen on buying him?
AP: You mean Cheick?
MA: No, Cheik.
AP: It's cheick Mike. I've checked the FIFA website and everything!
MA: Whatever. Anyway he seems to be doing alright this season and when he scored that goal against Arsenal Hotspur I bought a mass shipment of 'C H E I K' letters from the suppliers. Can't we just sign a few more players called Cheik.
AP: But Mike only the player's surnames are prin...
MA: Just get it done. And don't bother doing any due dilligence just put in offers for the first Cheiks you find!
AP: But Mike...
MA: JUST DO IT!
AP: Yes Mr. Ashley, Sir.
MA: Why?
AP: You sold our top scorer and best prospect for the future remember.
MA: Did I?
AP: Yeah. Remember that night we went Aspers with Del boy and you stuck ã35m on Red.
MA: Hahah, oh yeah. Shame that didn't come in really. Never mind I'll just hike up the prices of the new home shirt by a 10er, a few hundred thousand of them will get that cash back in no time!
AP: Getting back to why I was here...we really do need some players. I've arranged for the scouts to go to some top europ...
MA: That sounds costly. There must be another way?
AP: But...
MA: Who's that little fella in midfield who all the fans seem to like, you know that one we offered a ridiculously long contract to when we heard there were teams keen on buying him?
AP: You mean Cheick?
MA: No, Cheik.
AP: It's cheick Mike. I've checked the FIFA website and everything!
MA: Whatever. Anyway he seems to be doing alright this season and when he scored that goal against Arsenal Hotspur I bought a mass shipment of 'C H E I K' letters from the suppliers. Can't we just sign a few more players called Cheik.
AP: But Mike only the player's surnames are prin...
MA: Just get it done. And don't bother doing any due dilligence just put in offers for the first Cheiks you find!
AP: But Mike...
MA: JUST DO IT!
AP: Yes Mr. Ashley, Sir.
I have now seen Tiote, Ameobi and Best all pictured wearing hats.
Clearly Shola's trend has caught on.
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