Priceless quote

Newcastle's new arrival Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa is targeting a top-six finish and eventually a Premier League winners' medal after becoming the Magpies' second French signing of the January transfer window.

"I think with the players we have got on board and the manager and his ideas, we can definitely close the gap, get in the top six and, in the long term, why not challenge for the title," he says


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Got to love his imagination

 

Has that muppet see the table or did he look at it across the table so it was upside down. Gotta love'em....!!!!

 

The French are not noted for their intelligence are they?

 

Maybe getting his Premierships mixed up with his Championships due to translation difficulties..

 

Has Darren Bent Bent giving him interview tips?? or did they turn the oxygen off on his flight over.

No I have worked it out guys he is talking top 6 of the championship and eventually winning it to get promotion again.

 

Do you think hé thinks he's signed for a different club?

I can just imagine his first morning at work and asking the kit man,

"Pardon monsieur, I thought QPR played in hoops de bleus et où est Harry"

 

Haha, he's been reading the Sun.

 

during all the various medicals a footballer has to go through these days..I hope one was a drugs test. Coming out with this sounds like he is off his tits on something

 

I think he' s been eating too many onions and not enough carrots

 

and talking to the fans

 

He is talking about next season i also think they could be pushing for top 6 and the play offs although the title may be a bit too much i think Villa will win it LOL

 

Someone gave him a paper from 1998 or summat.

Either that, or the wreak of garlic got him high.

Or both, combined.

 

Now I can see why he's gone to Newcastle, they are a perfect match.

He should blend in well around NE1

 

LOL - we can but dream but fair play for all the comments recently boys.

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Only signed and he's already managed to get right under your skin

Future club legend material at this rate.

 

I wouldn't say he's under our skin..I would say he is already a figure of fun and with comments like this will fit in well with le'deluded...

 

Only been there 5 minutes and he has already reached the level of delusion required, he will fit in very well. Love the bit about the managers ideas, what that, hoof it long to the big lad, ffs

 

You just cant help but set them up to fail can you? I'll bookmark this little pearl as well.

That will be the managers idea where he doesn't have an idea according to the majority in Sid James last Saturday. This is a level of delusion grandeur that smelly toe will be proud of.