Original chants

And who could forget Andy Goram admitting he was schizophrenic.
"Two Andy Goram's, there's only two Andy Goram's"

 

Not a chant but a flag held up by scousers at a European game - Liverpool are Catalan, Everton are Matalan

 

Safri's old "Moroccan all over" the world song was great, as was "we love you Paul Mcveigh."

 

I'm still gutted Adam Drury never got a proper chant, more than anyone else he deserved it.

 

and of course.

He looks Spanish. He looks Spanish. Simon Lappin, he looks Spanish. Simon Lappin. King of Spain.

 

Anyone else remember the absolutely disgusting but incredibly funny chants made by fans of Watford's opponents when Elton John was Watford Chairman? I can only remember the final line of one of the chants but the final word of a previous line must have been pass or grass!!!!

 

I was going to chuck Moroccan All Over The World out there but that's been done

I think I remember a song about being a bird and ****ting on portaloo road but i might have made that up

 

"If I had the wings of a sparrow...", something like that? I don't think you've made it up.

 

If I had the wings of a sparrow
and I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Ip5w1ch tomorrow
and S*@t on the B%&*?@+s below

 

Not sure if it made the terraces but I remember seeing this on a Chelski forum.
Petr Cech has got his hat on,
hip hip hip horray,
Petr Cech has got his hat on,
coz without it he can't play.

 

thats the one

 

I hear the villa faithful are trotting out the WORST terrace chant EVER penned, that being the terrible, lazy dirge that is "and it's Aston Villa*, Aston Villa FC, are by far the greatest team the world will ever see".
I am so so glad that very very rarely gets dragged out at Carra Rud, it is the most boring and unimaginative 'anthem' going, the very pinnacle of ****ness if you ask me



*plenty other clubs use it as well, this isn't a dig at villa

 

Further to the two Andy Goram's chant, Brighton used to sing
'Two Kerry mayo's' as his wife was also Kerry mayo

 

I'm quite enjoying Bradford's fans rendition of "you're getting sacked in the morning" - hang on, what am I saying? I'm REALLY enjoying it!!

 

I remember when Kitson was was Readung and some away fans singing 'Strawberry Blonde, you're having a laugh' at him.

 

The Snakepit chanting to the Villa subs last season " Your s**t 'cos even Heskeys on!"

 

Another good moment was not a chant so much but following the league one late win over Leeds (Chris Martin goal) when it felt like the whole stadium was building up a crescendo of whooooo.......oooooooo as they went through the results and the Millwall's one was last, the faces of the Leeds fans was priceless!

 

All I want is a razor blade,
Sawn-off shotgun and a hand-grenade,
Ipswich Town to kick around -
Oh, wouldn't it be lovely

 

he's fat, he's round, he's worth a million pound robert fleck, robert fleck

 

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Norwich Barclay