Mafia II: Day 3

Read post no.51 on this thread. I'm on a mobile so it's damn hard to quote.

 

Just so you see it on this page RR

 

I'll give it away....
[NSFW] there are 2 killers [/NSFW]

 

Oh the great and mighty Roadrunner, show us your divine beep beep powers and put us out of our misery!

 

Is it me or is Silver desperate to get this day over with <hmmm> <think>

 

To be honest this game is getting to me and the Paddy Lowe news doesn't help

 

It was a cool afternoon for our remaining five intrepid Not606ers who sat at the bar miserably sipping on their drinks and reminiscing about their former friends when tomtom stood up.

"I'll never drink that much Red Bull again. I'm going to be in the bathroom for the next half hour surely," he mumbled.

"Hang on, I'll come with just to make sure there's no funny business," said Forza looking at tomtom shiftily.

"Fine, I'll kick your ass if you try to kill me anyway," tomtom retorted.

The pair went up to the top deck of the plane and tomtom went in while Forza waited outside. "Dear god," tomtom thought as he covered up his nose, "Nazara do you chew your food properly or what?" Anyway he removed the panel in the wall next to the toilet and snuck out through the secret exit. tomtom made his way through to the rear of the plane while Forza still believed him to be in the bathroom. He found the room where the Not606 F1 updates were being stored. The truth was, he had known all along where the updates were on the plane, but did not have the captain's access card; until last night, that is. He swiped the card and the mild steel doors slid back revealing....

"Well well, I had to see it to believe it."

tomtom spun around. It was Forza, now accompanied by the rest of the group. "You'll never catch me!" he cried.

And with a small explosion and a lot of smoke, tomtom disappeared. When the smoke cleared, it was evident that a small section of flooring had disappeared, revealing a hole to the bottom deck which tomtom had jumped down to. Forza and BLS ran back to the stairs to try and cut him off, and Silver and Nazara jumped down the hole after him. A short chase ensued but ultimately tomtom was cornered in the hallway. He pulled out a pistol but BLS crash-tackled him from behind before he got a chance. "We got you, you son of a bitch," he panted.

"I've got something very special planned for a killer like you," Silver said looking down at tomtom.

They dragged him out to the aircraft door and opened it, time and time again proving that opening an aircraft door on a moving plane is a good idea. "Oh really, you're going to toss me out here? How original."

"Even better. Did you ever see the movie Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus?"

"Oh god! Please don't make me watch that!! I'll do anything but that!! It's so ****!!!"

"Erm...Not quite. Suffice it to say me and the shark from that movie go back a fairly long way. You remember the scene where he jumps into the sky and eats the commercial airliner?"

"Wait, what the actual-- Holy ****!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE JOKING!!!!!"

A gargantuan dark patch was very noticeably visible on the rippling water that was quiickly disappearing under the plane. All of a sudden the massive megalodon the size of the plane itself jumped out of the water as if it had been electrified. The rest of the group flinched and ran beserk and thought for sure, they would be killed. However, all that happened was that the shark ate tomtom as if Silver was handfeeding it.

"THANKS SILVER!!!!!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the horrible voice of it cried as it dove back into the water.

Yep, tomtom was a killer. The rest of the group can rest easy now yes?

DUSK APPROACHES
Those who need to PM me may now do so (sorry, tomtom you're no longer required to do this). And may this thread please be locked? All discussion will move to the General Discussion thread. Don't let the bed bugs bite

Once again, this story is not revealing of the character of anyone in any way. Believe what you want to believe from it, interpret what you want to interpret.

 

Just go for Nazara and end the game

 

Interesting...... locked

 

Oh, for those who don't get Roadrunner's reference:

[video=youtube;I16_8l0yS-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I16_8l0yS-g[/video]