Following on from Robin van Persie's close shave with death when Ashley Williams kicked the ball at his head, Patrice Evra almost suffered the same fate when Chelsea fans threw snowballs at him when he was taking a throw-in. What will be next? Wayne Rooney almost killed when hit by a ray of sunshine? Not sure if this link will work. http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=25e10b21-6413-45aa-aa1a-f88e36c2a9dd
[That's Tottenham game, not Chelsea game] Title changed. Wednesday night is getting to me Actually, the main thread title is still the same. Anyone know how to change it? Maybe it needs a Mod. Who knows. Does anyone care. I'm a gibbering wreck, not looking forward to Wednesday night. Well, I am, but not, at the same time, if you know what I mean.
Rooney came within a hair's breadth (just the one hair) of rupturing his lungs and suffering from an impacted anus at the same time... it was all because the ref gave the opposition a foul at Old Trafford, having already given them their one token decision for the game. I think Fergie is planning of making an offical complaint - he's worried about how his carpet will cope.
It's probably best you don't - I was thinking about what dogs do when they get that particular ailment (not the lungs). There's an image for you.
I think it is quite scandalous the way that the football authorities, and followers of other teams, treat Ferguson and his Club. Don't they see the dangers that all Man U players have to face on a weekly basis. Death lurking at every throw in,or corner. Snow flakes that can maim,at a stroke. Even the tossing of the coin to decide ends,is fraught with danger. Ban it I say,why take the risk? Surely the time has come for Ferguson to be consulted pre-season,and asked how many points he would like to have by the end of the season,thereby ensuring that his Club wins the title. Sounds fair to me. In addition,Man.U. can be crowned worthy winners of ALL cup competitons,without the necessity of even kicking a ball in anger. The relevant cups can be delivered to Old Trafford at appropriate times during the season,thereby heightening the excitement of the various competitions. Good old Fergie we will all proclaim. So Man.U. would effectively never have to take the field again. Just think of all those lives that would be saved. In addition,just think of the benefits to football,and mankind,in general. No more rants;no more insulting of officials,and best of all --- NO MORE BORING PREDICTABLE PAIN IN THE ASS FERGIE.
Ahem... I was suggesting that Fergie, fresh from giving the hairdrier treatment to the work experience boy for breathing in a manner that was threatening to Phil Jones inner ear, might one day walk in on Rooney dragging his butt over the carpet, over and over again... doing laps of the room even.
harsh harsh harsh on the big SAF, maybe he doesnt sing the hollies song, not sure of the title but has air that you breathe in the title, to his players so they do not all cark it when playing
