In this age of long lense snooper cameras and self promoting sluts taking shots of themselves on their phones who haven't you seen nude and who would top your list? It is a bit obvious but I'd like to see Katy Perry caught out on a secluded beach oiled up and those magnificent tay-tays of hers on show to the world. Just in case some paparazzo gets a decent set of shots of her applying the sun block to those awesome diddies and maybe the classic 'on all fours showing off the cameltoe' (as shown by Abbey Clancy) I carry over a days annual leave so that I am ready to spend the day alone with my PC, a tube of moisturiser and a family pack of wet wipes. Who else needs to put on a show for the cameras?
I'd like to see my own gaping arsehole projected onto the House of Parliament like they did with that bint who went all baldy.
Maggie Thatcher for one. The Queen. Actually wouldn't mind a threesome with them. Not bothered which one has the strap on. I'd draw the line at Shameless though. That's just gross.
Don't flatter yourself dearie. I'm not into wrinkly 59 year old slappers with hingin mince down to their knees.
Victoria Coren needs to get caught with her kit off, but she's too smart and classy for that To be honest it's probably a good thing, I think I'd lose my sex-drive after having a **** to a naked pic of her...
Judging by her columns and her recent appearance on Room 101, Miss Coren likes to let nature take care of her bush. Her tits were absolutely MAHOOSIVE on Only Connect last week but I'm thinking she sports a right hairy pie (if that helps get your **** on).
