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Must've been one of those other "hard" as **** Irishmen then

So you admit you are a compulsive liar?

 

Dev with you beinga bent ex copper couldnt you help md by threatening those pesky kids with your truncheon. Hello sailor

 

Aye theres a good idea, send some raging bender out to the shops waving his dick about.

I'm sure it will send them running.

 

Ex bent copper actually. Just so we are straight (pardon the Pun)

 

Yes.



...or am I?

 

Again, you mistake me for someone who cares.

I already know the answer.

 

Who cares if Dev is a copper, its an honourable job. The only people who hate the police are lowlife who dont like them because they want to commit crimes.

 

I'm guessing you just have been arrested a few times for trying to sell your arse in the public toilets fo your local park.

 

Indeed, If I had been a Copper I would not be embarrassed about it or ashamed to admit it, some people just don't like them, mostly for the reasons you mention.

 

I see you enjoyed a good arsehole tonguing off of holt.

Maybe you could give him a complimentary reach around and tell him what a good boy he is.

 

I really do hope you do follow me around the boards like a lovesick puppy from now on, a bigger audience awaits you and even more people will come to admire your frankly hilarious repertoire of choice insults.

It's win win

 

You can't touch my rectum dev.

I know you want to but it just isn't going to happen.

 

...and we are back to the Gay insults again.

A veritable masterclass in comedic retorts.

 

dev do you know any 14/15 year olds ? you could set them on md he'd cack his pants no doubt and great hillarity would ensue

 

I really could not say Nidge, lest l be accused of:

A: Ganging up on him
B: Being "Beeling"
C: Being Gay
D: Licking your ring (which is in reality just a combination of A and C)

I'm sure he's rattling his brain right now coming up with new wacky ways of trying to insult me

 

Only one person greets about being being ganged up on, its you dev

 

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Maybe Dev was in the Miltary Police? Am i right?

 

No chance.

 

My job here is done.