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Animal Fact of the Day

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  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Due to very popular demand (Bucks_is_leeds and my mum) I have re-started the "Animal Fact of the day" colossus.

    Here's today's:-

    Dolphin copulation happens belly to belly.

    The next one will be on 15 or 16th of February or maybe tomorrow.

    There's no need to thank me for your animal fact education, it's a pleasure.
     
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  2. gas

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    Having done some research I can confirm this is correct <ok>


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  3. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    I've got one for you:

    Mallards take part in gay necrophilia.

     
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  4. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah, and they rape a lot too:

     
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  5. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Fifty Shades of Grey
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Gang rape is actually quite common among mallards. The drakes will take turns until the female dies of exhaustion.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jan 17, 2013
  7. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Not606 officially more educational then Attenborough (as long as it is rape or fisting) <ok>
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Jan 17, 2013
  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Animal Fact Of The Day

    All Celtic fans smell like pooh.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 17, 2013
  9. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    It was worth the wait.

    And this is your reward, your Mum can even cut it out & keep it on the fridge or whatever. I dont really care. God bless you.

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  10. Sweats

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    Rhinos sleep facing east.
     
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  11. Sweats

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    If you feed an entire packet of werthers oringal to an otter they metamorphisise into miniature Noel Edmunds.
     
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  12. Erik

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  13. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Doesn't that also happen in India ?
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    we dont care what the animals say, why the hell should we care ?
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> Harsh mate, harsh!
     
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  16. SleepySpecialK

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    You are below contempt. I gave a yappy dog a pat this morning. It was a yappy little ****er but I still gave it a pat. It's owner looked like grotbags but it had a lovely coat.

    If you don't love animals you don't love life.
     
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  17. THFC6061

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    Good rule for life which has served me well:

    Never trust someone who doesn't like dogs.
     
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  18. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed Member

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    I can confirm this is true. I witnessed a gang rape consisting of 15 drakes raping a female in my front garden. Due to lack of facial expression on the females face I was unable to see if she was enjoying it or not.
     
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  19. rogueleader

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    people who like dogs are simpletons.
     
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  20. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Big Al says dogs cant look up. I'm not sure if I believe him. Sleepy can you clarify?
     
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