Oh you lot, mixing up your alveolars with your glottals just like that cringeworthy southerner Michael McIntyre.
Toe = An impliment used to propel a small boat. Trout = What we did to Leeds Utd on their last visit Treat = Proceeds "I,m off tut Pub" Tide = What they do when debt man knocks
Toast = Wessie kiln Tops = What's dried in Toast Teak = sound of a mouse stuck in Toast Tear = recepticle for hearing Teak Tea/Ta/Too = Wessie lass orgasmic sounds