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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 14, 2012.

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  1. Katmandu

    Katmandu New Member

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    The world of variety is vast, however the balance is wrong poor people dont want millions anyway but the tighter the squeeze gets the more dangerous society will get. Like I've said it's not long since the people of France cut off peoples heads over it on the rampage . Our generation has always had it smooth so they cant understand the power of the people and just how horrible it can get.
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Please, please tell me how you've prepared for civil war?

    You must at least have done the following:
    Sharpened the guillotine
    Cleaned the muskets
    Built some form of nuclear shelter in your garden
    Bought many tinned products
     
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  3. Katmandu

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    What the hell? I've built a new fence and had new alarm fitted recently. I'm not doing the rioting I do very well for myself thankyou very much.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA So, to stop this violent plebeian uprising affecting your property, you've built a new fence and had an alarm fitted? May Shola have mercy on whomever is unfortunate enough to mess with you!
     
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  5. Katmandu

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    Well I'm safer than Clive next door that doesn't even have a fence.

    On a statistical basis I'm certain I've increased my chances of survival by a high margin.
     
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    I admire your humour over all of this <applause>
     
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    Bad news - lee Ryder stating that qpr are interested and he's got the same agent as remy! Brilliant! <laugh>
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Could Willo and Ranger not use the Remy agent?
     
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  9. Freddd

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    The last civil war was in the 60's I think - - the 1660's that is. What happened in the 80's was slightly widespread vandalism. That's more than will happen in the next 10 years. Even countries having quite tough times, like Spain, aren't really doing anything except moaning about it. The English have moaining to a fine art, but are frankly rubbish at rebellion.
     
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  10. Katmandu

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    Well I think people are yet to realise the world wide issues regarding money are yet to even begin!!! for me building strong defences is paramount as when the peasants are all on the bread line it'll start to get rough.
     
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  11. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, the next Civil war will originate in the North East of England.
    It will be instigated by a bloke called Clive, who has taken exception to a garden fence, erected by some bloke named Katmandu.
    Beware the prophecy .........
     
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  12. LTF

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    Don't fret, Ban Ki Moon is aware of this, he will take preventitive measures!
     
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