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It's finally official - Jodie Foster laps the muff right up

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    On tap is the best place for any wummin, never mind supermodels
     
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    I'm pretty sure that, within reason (i.e. we're not talking Susan Boyle here) if a famous woman threw herself at the vast majority of men they'd say yes purely just to be able to say they'd had someone famous - as a caveat of course many might say no purely because they donlt want t cheat under any corcumstances. But for me Jodie is a 1 million per cent yes.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    lesbo spazzy.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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    On a totally separate note, wid ye ?

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  7. Benson

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    Jodie Foster - Aye. Only ****s (ooh the irony) and *****s wouldn't.

    Tits McGee - Naw. I'm not even sure my arms are long enough to get properly mounted up on that.
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

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    "Well hello Clarice..."
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet Di Niro shafted her in his taxi.
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    She'd be an Aye from me if she got dressed up as Tallulah from Bugsy Malone. Gave the young Grove a serious chubby back in the day.
     
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  11. Medro

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    Fixed Julian.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Lost your virginity yet Medro?
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Only about 15 years ago.

    Bum virginity fully intact.

    There's no way you're gettin that.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Put it up for auction on the internet. See how much you get. <ok>
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

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    No one's buying it virgin boy.


    I doubt even Savile would have touched that ****.
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    We are not talking about ****s. We are talking about arseholes, arsehole.
     
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  17. Medro

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    eBay user: salmondslovechild has just bid on my arse virginity.
     
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