I like you lot.

Greetings. I am Dark Helmet.

I have spent this morn looking at a few boards, but this one I like. I will stay. I hope one day to move in with Matthew, he would enjoy doing my dishes.

I particularly dislike the Chelsea board, many of them seem to think football was only invented when the Russian came along. May they all contract syphillitic warts.

 

define "like" PLS
welcome to our board ...
yeahhh chelsea board .. just wait 1-2 years and you laugh even more

EDIT: wait .. just checking .. you are not new to the forum?!!! you have more levels than me .. you should say welcome to me not the other way round .. is this thread supposed to be joke?

 

Aha, I have hijacked my cousins account. The fool gave me his old phone and all the details were saved in it.

 

Climb out you sycophantic ****flap

 

you are just ....

 

Says Drogs with his plums in his mouth...

 

I'll post something now while your right hand is busy buffing up your own dark helmet over Walters performance. He looks far better for you than Torres.

If you find some consistent you might even finish within 10 points of United and City.

 

that carries no correlation with what I said

do one numpty

 

I'm sorry, I can't hear you for the plums.

Plums

 

The plum sucker seems to have got some of his swagger back after the QPR induced hibernation.

 

'do one numpty"

**** me, that's brilliant, did you think of it yourself? If I'd put it on the Chelsea board maybe I would do one, but as I'm not I'll just give you the finger.

 

Anyone who likes the Space Balls movie, realises chavski fans are thick as ****e and who Drogs dislikes is welcome in my books.

 

That's what most jumped up little ****s say .