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O/T For anyone interested in science

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Craigo, Jan 11, 2013.

  1. bigfattiger

    bigfattiger Well-Known Member

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    [/QUOTE]What animal did you see with bigger hands?[/QUOTE]

    a silverback mountain gorilla maybe? although in a straight brawl, Mr Poulson could have battered King Kong.
     
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  2. Carmine Galante.

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    Stone cold fact.

    3 x physics teachers at Trinity, each and every one had a beard.

    Lotty Johns was quite neat and grey, bit like John Peels.

    King John Kerman had a similar style beard in a more traditional chestnut brown colour with a pudding basin haircut. This complimented the medieval look marvellously, hence his nickname.

    Head of physics ' Crooky ' had the best beard by a country mile.
    The mad bastard looked like a cross between Robinson Crusoe and The Lord Jesus himself.

    See the correlation?

    Bigger the beard = brainier the scientist.
     
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  3. bigfattiger

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    it's hirsuteness in general. you can't pin it down to just beards though cause this crazy haired fella from my youth was a frickin scientific genius!!

    a proper boffin!

    HEINZ WOLFF!
     
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  4. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes this board does my ****ing head in and is largely populated by massive ****ers.

    But now and again, such as this particular thread, it is bloody tremendous.
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    My Science teacher at Endike, Mr Hewson, looked like Vincent Price. Scary as ****, he had a goatee too. I firmly believe, looking back on it now, that Mr Abraham (full beard) bunsened his side bits off on a regular basis.
     
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  6. originallambrettaman

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    Did you try Springbank?
     
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  7. guitartrax

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    The beard corulation to brainyness could be valid. Jack Hargreaves when presenting "How" knew his **** when it came to science stuff..
     
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  8. bigfattiger

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    I'm $hite with my iPhone, can someone please put up a pic of Heinz Wolff?
     
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  9. andy payton's mullet

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    There are exceptions to every rule though. My science teacher at South Holderness was bald as a coot and had no face fungus whatsoever. He gave me a bollocking in first year (of old money, not in primary school terms) because I came second in the whole year in a science exam. He told me off for being beaten by a girl.

    When I moved to Beverley Grammar I was then taught by a guy who looked like the dwarf from Lord of the Rings (Gimle?). I think he's headmaster now.
     
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  10. bigfattiger

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    It's not confined to male scientists as Judith Hann from Tomorrow's World had a lovely furry down on her face.
     
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  11. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Doesn't he play for Cardiff now, or is that another Bellamy?
     
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  12. Erik

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    That makes sense. My three science teachers were all from the Karl Pilkington school of thought, and looking back that may have been because not one of them had a single hair on their chinny-chin-chin. In fact, the only one with any semblance of facial fungus was supposedly a woman. We were never so sure, as she had a very square jaw but we students also found what appeared to be a love egg in her draw.
     
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    My science teacher only had a bit of a beared on the amount of chins that was there i think her name was Dr mimack or something like that t was rather impressive for a "female" though although still have my doubts she was!?!
     
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  14. TayLorTiGer

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    Without trying to stick to stereotypes, was Mr Abraham Jewish by any chance?
     
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    If you are trying to say a beard = brains I can disprove that theory
     
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  16. Erik

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    Not really a stereotype is it? It's like asking if Mr Li is Chinese, or if Mr Okonkwo is African.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

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    How would i know? Endike wasnt that sort of school.
     
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  18. Carmine Galante.

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    I've never seen a decent beard on a Chinese fella.

    They're always whispy and ****e like Mr Miyagi's.

    Read into that what you will.
     
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  19. bigfattiger

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    that Japanese mentalist cult leader Shoko Asahara had a pretty tasty beard, does that count as Chinese?
     
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  20. andy payton's mullet

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    The Japanese dude in Kill Bill had a crazy beard too. I got the impression he was wise and nails
     
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