Yann M'Vila

This would be a great signing but.... Would he come?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2260453/Yann-MVila-Newcastle-radar-QPR-snub.html

Newcastle are interested in landing Rennes bad boy Yann M'Vila this month.

The midfielder wants to leave Ligue 1, with the Premier League understood to be his preferred destination.

And Magpies manager Alan Pardew has expressed an interest in the France international as he looks to breathe fresh life into his struggling side.


Wanted: Newcastle are interested in signing Rennes bad boy M'Vila



M'Vila, who was a prime target for Arsenal in the summer, could be available for as little as £8million this month.

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger refused to fork out the £17million Rennes were asking for the 22-year-old in the summer. M'Vila has already rejected a loan move to Queens Park Rangers this month.

In November, M'Vila was banned from playing for France until 2014 after an unauthorised night out while on Under-21 duty.

He was also arrested last year for an alleged punch on a 17-year-old in his homeland.

 

Is he the French Joey Barton? Wonder if he does mock English accents in press conferences too?

 

Cannot be as bad as Jonas' Geordie one.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=CdQxVSqKsVg

 

Bit of a beast on and off the field.

 

This lad could be too expensive for Fat Ash

 

Nonsense mate. Nothing's too expensive for the self-made man. Whether he will fork out the cash or not is a different matter

 

Would love him here, watching him for France, him and Cabaye have a good partnership.

 

I can see a pattern developing here...............if they are French, they are linked.

 

We must have been interested in every player in France if we listen to the rumours. I'll believe who we are interested in when I see them wearing a Toon strip on the pitch.

 

Hot no chance with him.

 

I doubt he would come here as he is an arsehole as far as I'm aware and will get offered more money form someone else.

 

Clearly we won't be happy until we have a midfield three of M'Vila, Sissoko, Cabaye.

I think our team at the end of the window after a bit shuffling will be as follows:

----------------Lloris----------------
Debuchy---Varane--Sakho---Trémoulinas
----------------M'Vila-----------------
-----------Sissoko--Cabaye-------------
Ben Arfa------------------------Remy
--------------Gameiro------------------

I'm unsure of this mixture of French national team first teamers and fringe players chances of survival but I've heard this is very likely.

Krul is going to Spurs in a straight swap with Lloris following AVB refusing to confirm Hugo as his No.1 guy. Krul is similarly unhappy with Pardew putting him behind a comedic backline which has dragged his own form down. Santon is going to Milan after Berlusconi promised him lessons in improving his 'touch'. Tremoulinas is disillusioned with continual draws this season and has always liked black and white films. Colo is off to Argentina due to being unhappy with Camerons position on the Falklands. Varane and Sakho do not feel valued by their superstar clubs and have been longing to finally begin their unrequited gay love affair. The tension has remained from an away trip with the 21's. Steven Taylor is moving to Man U in a shock transfer. He will of course be injury free for 10 years and become England captain.

M'Vila believes that Newcastle is the place for him after reading the autobiographies of his bad boy idols Kieron Dyer, Lee Bowyer and Joey Barton. Sissoko doesn't want to be left out. Whilst away at the ACON Cheik has been tapped up by Lacina Traore who has convinced him that Anzhi is the place for him financially and because of the support black players get from the stands in Russia. Barcelona have realised they missed a trick with Anita and decided to add him to their midget army.

Remy has been persuaded to join le revolution after discussions with DL and is also sick of Joey's scouse geordie gallic twang. Gameiro is sick of getting splinters in his arse. Cisse is joining Chelsea after Rafa decided that Ba hadn't looked the same since their dynamic partnership was dissolved.

In further news Ashley is considering buying the city of Newcastle and moving the city and club to France. Pardew will be replaced by Gerard Depardieu (career change) if he does not agree to change his name by deed poll to Alain Pardeaux

Don't shoot the messenger, its just the word on the street.

 

I just want some quick action in the market