If Pardew left/was sacked....

Who would be the next bottom feeder lined up? I can't really fathom what sort of wretched bastard puppet we would bring in. I can't really think of what managers are out there bar Hughes, who I completly despise.

Perhaps this loathsome individual has got the 'credentials' to fully destroy our beloved club once and for all?

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Don't get me wrong, I want Pardew to stay, and would be livid if he became our **** manager to leave in the last ten years, but if he did, then I'd pray Ashley would swallow his own pride and fork out some compensation to Norwich City.

But of course, there's more chance of persuading Jose Mourinho to come here than for Ashley to swallow pride.

 

Steve Kean's looking for a job...

 

Blackpool need a manager, Appleton off to Blackburn,.............oh the fickle world of football

 

Just hand over the reins to the Not606 board for a modern ground breaking form of management. Everything would need to be sorted by vote of course because I think we all agree on very little bar Nile Ranger being a plum (even then some think we should use him, some don't). Formation discussions would be hilarious given the weird and wonderful ones we've seen over the years (Tash would have 6 for each match).

At least me and LTF would agree.

This could work very badly overall

 

For me it's a toss up between these two.

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any takers........ ??

 

Mike Ashley seems to like cheap, British managers who aren't very established. We could have Alan Curbishley? Shearer/Keegan double act? Ian Dowie? Where's Mick McCarthy these days?!

I really hope Ashley has learnt from his mistakes and will give Pardew time.

 

Mick McCarthy is at Ipswich. Thankfully, I don't see us paying compo for anyone. even him.

 

I dont see Pardew getting sacked but Pep would be my favourite <swoon> never happen.
"Arry I think he might jump ship if QPR are relegated but Poyet as he's a friend of Dennis Wise and think Ashley still might like to pee us off.

 

Manager of the month........(Championship) doesn't he sometimes come as a pair, I'm sure he's signed his son Alex again, uh oh, he's a defender isn't he?

 

Is this whole 'pizza gate' thing a myth or fact, did Pardew smash boxes of pizzas up after the Arsenal game on the bus or not. Are players pissed off with him because of this and is this why Colo leaving?

 

Laurent Blanc

 

This bloke....

Ottmar Hitzfeld

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Yes, Agent Bruce could do a good job for us.


Oops, Steve Bruce.







Nah, on second thoughts ...................................................................... pass.

 

Mike Williamson player/manager/captain/ambassador/model/chief scout/physio/stylist/kit man/target man/PR advisor and takes over colo's role of wife shagger

 

I heard José Mourinho is deliberately losing so he can join Newcastle !

 

Christ can you imagine ? it would be the end I'm sure.

Anyway it wont be long before Ashley realises he can save money by not having one in the first place.

 

Anyone but Hughes.

I would rather have Roy Kinnear back.