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Nah - my mates and i were talking about the 27 million chairity adverts you see on the telly every day and saying how a spoof one would be really good. And this one isn't
The Forest gate branch is exceptional ... They even have smashproof glass at the counter like a bookies. please log in to view this image
FFS Our local one has got a poster pointing out about 23 in the area who aren't authentic Sams........
